⇥ A Black day

December 14, 2007
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Poor Lord Black! He spent some of his company’s money and, next thing he knows, he’s being convicted of fraud.


As convictions go, everybody seems to be convinced that he got off easy—”just” 72 months in prison and a repayment of around $6M. Personally, I doubt that anyone who learns he has to spend six years in jail would think of having gotten off easy, but journalists obviously have never gotten over him giving them the finger.

What a waste! A person like Conrad Black doesn’t belong in jail—he’s obviously not violent (I would have punched those idiots and their cameras, not just flipped them), and he’s a very capable man. The thought of him folding laundry and cooking lunch (and making sure he doesn’t drop his soap) while taxpayers, well, taxpay for keeping him behind bars.

That’s not justice—it’s stupidity. If you want to punish a person like Conrad Black for what he’s done, there’s no need to humiliate him by throwing him in jail. Justice can better be served by asking Conrad Black to actually repay his debt to society. Instead of locking him up, force him to work his debt off with punitive community service: make him live on the means of a salaried employees—no Bentleys, mansions, private jets… just a monthly salary, like one of the lowly people who used to work for him.

In the meantime, society could take advantage of Lord Black’s obvious talents to do some good—for example, get him to generate at least $60M in revenue for a charity, and limit where the money can come from and in what quantity to prevent his friends and family from simply bailing him out.

That, to me, sounds like a smarter way of punishing a man who is used to walking all over those around him. Since it would keep him out of jail and give himself a chance to make himself respectable again, he’d probably jump at the opportunity and save more taxpayer money by not dragging his trial case on for another five years. In the process, he might actually learn some humility, instead of humiliation, and actually be useful to society, instead of costing it money.

And, if you’re worried about him cheating his way around his community service limitations, have the court impose supervision in a way that becomes more complicated and expensive the less transparent he makes his dealings—and make him pay for it out of his court-imposed earnings.