I will calmly await for more picture to appear on the Intertube. For the time being, I will just say that getting my colleagues to dress up like KISS in front of 300 conference attendees while I wormed myself out of the gig with the lamest excuse since Lady Godiva ran through the streets of Coventry claiming that she literally had nothing to wear is priceless.

Thanks to all who made it to php|tek—and thanks to all who made it possible. This year, we truly rocked!