⇥ Introducing: Twitter Dinner with Tabini

June 3, 2009
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As there is clearly big business to be had and I seem to be one of the few in the community who hasn’t sold out his life-story rights, I would like to announce the upcoming Twitter Dinner with Marco Tabini. For a small fee (plus the cost of food), I will show you how to:

  • Create a Twitter account that you most likely won’t use
  • Post messages that most likely nobody will ever care about
  • Open up your wallet and give me all your money
  • Sign off on that once-in-a-lifetime Nigerian real-estate deal that you’ve been deftly avoiding all your life.
Don’t wait! Seating at my local McDonald’s is limited. Sign up today!

 Dates and times to be determined (a 20-minute seating limit applies before the cops cite us for loitering).

Comments

   Ilia A

Would you have any bridges available to go along with the package? ;-)

June 3rd, 2009 at 6:06 am
 
   Shawn Stratton

Sign me up Marco! ;)

June 3rd, 2009 at 6:09 am
 
   Suter

But what's the actual price? If the fee is small than how can I know you will show me all Twitter's features (20 minutes?? I'm hoping for 3 days of heavy texting event).
Also, I won't go to a dinner at McDonald's if you charge less than $999. I want to invest a lot of my $ into my Twitter experience.

June 3rd, 2009 at 6:26 am
 
   Dragonmantank

Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

June 3rd, 2009 at 7:02 am
 

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